Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
this is mY FAVORITE THING
Wear a bikini anyway. Do what you want. And if people feel the need to be negative, they can eat five servings of organically grown dicks.
Wait so she (or could be a he, god jay stop assuming everyone in a bikini is female) can eat and wear whatever she wants but beings that possess dicks (remember they’re not all male jay) have to eat organically?! Stop controlling people’s bodies!! It’s sexism!!
Especially Chris who is apparently as excited as I am 😊💍